STILL KICKIN

one hell of a beautiful weekend here in seattle.

here are some old links i re-up'd.....

here
here
here
and here

and some heat from seattles bean one.....

THE DOUCHE REPORT

i want to put together a complete list of all the varieties of douche bags.

the standard douche - bad tan, ed hardy, you know the rest......
the mountain douche - bro....you arent sponsored, and that DC logo you have on your loud ass jacket and the rear window of your sic ride should actually read DB....douche bag.
the crotch rocket douche - grab your bro, your helmet, and your sweet leather jacket and park that whip in front of the trendy coffee shop, but make sure to never talk to girls and look as mean as you can because chicks dig that shit.
the skinny jeans hipster douche - i dont even know where to begin here....this might need its own post.
the skinny jeans fashionista douche - your distressed t-shirt cost $180 and your hair cut was $300. you're dainty son. your grandpa would be PISSED. be a man.
the faux wakeboarder douche - flip flops, board shorts, feathered hair. its fucking 48 degrees and we live in seattle. lake washington is choppy as fuck every day, you dont wakeboard. your boat was $60k but you just use it to cruise juanita bay. stop frontin.
the MMA douche - tapout.....its not a sport.....its a lifestyle.
the frat boy douche - i dont need to explain, you know the type.
the velvet blazer douche - a mix between the standard douche and the fashionista douche. this guy loves belltown and clever slogan t-shirts. he rocks pointy tip hard bottom loafers and looks like an elf. he might also own an oversized watch or brag of his worldly travels.
the singer songwriter douche - did you really need to bring your guitar to breakfast? youre sooooo mysterious.......
the gym douche - look at the hottest women in the world....are any of them with big muscle guys? nope. quit trying impress other guys and get your priorities straight (pun intended).

what am i missing? please feel free to add to my list. i'm going to try to add photos too.

and thanks for all of the comments on that last post. you guys are the shit.

SEMI-RETIREMENT

i've always looked forward to the day that i'm 60, i'm doing alright financially, and the biggest problem in my life is my gold chain that keeps pulling out my grey chest hair. my bracelet matches my chain, my pinky ring matches my bracelet, and that chest hair i was talking about has grown so wild it even spills out of a crew neck t-shirt. i'll call all women "sweetie" or "sweet tits" and call all men "tiger" or "sport." i'll still drive a cadillac, my convertible still won’t be finished, and i still won’t break the 20mph mark within the ballard city limits. i'll still think i'm on a boat in some shitty alaskan waters and treat everyone including my wife as a deck hand. i'll still think ballard is the best place on earth and i'll still hate the yuppies that moved here bringing nothing more than their corporate paychecks and jetta wagons. my knees, back, and shoulder will prevent me from doing anything active, so i'll have to find adventure in dumb things like gambling or trying to drive my deville home after 17 whiskeys.

but what does this have to do with armed snobbery you ask yourself? well, the time has come for me to put this thing into low gear. although i will still post my remixes and a few epic photos, the days of daily posts and music from my hard drive are over. i've found myself forcing posts because i felt like i owed it to my people. so.......i'm out. we'll be talking soon, just not as regularly.

its been really real,

the POB

WTF

this....

flevans - lay it down......(repost w/ new links)


with some help from this guy

led me to this gem. pretty fucking huge in my opinion......



the audience if asking themselves "what the fuck is happening right now?" thank you youtube.

melanie - lay down

BLUEBIRD

its amazing what a little sunshine can do for the soul

delegation - oh honey


little beaver - let the goodtimes roll


check this one for our dude MLK