Monday, December 17, 2007

happy fucking birthday



k.j.'s least favorite holiday's

1. thanksgiving - celebrating the theft of land, and the murdering of millions. yay! lets eat some turkey! and why not have a day to celebrate the fucking slave trade. seriously, whats the difference? was one worse than the other? moving on...sorry. sore subject.

2. valentines day - bend over backwards to do nice things that are never APPRECIATED, only expected. they EXPECT you to take them out to dinner (and to get a reservation on the busiest dining day of the year and eat sub-par food because the kitchen is so slammed), buy them flowers, and rub their feet. all for what? a smile, a thank you, and to not be deemed an asshole by her mom and all of her girlfriends. sweet! where do i sign up?????

3. new years eve - rookie night. i have 364 other days to act like an ass thank you.

4. christmas - little baby jesus' birthday party. but it's not a normal birthday party, it's the mass exchange of useless crap. shopping malls, big sales, and road rage. its a good thing that we have stayed grounded and understand what is important in life. i don't believe in jesus, and i know you don't either, so what are we doing?

so with all that being said. lets just enjoy it for what it's worth. because hey!...at least its not thanksgiving! cheers kids. here is some sweet soul music...

mack rice - santa claus wants some lovin'


clarence carter - back door santa


both of those can be found on this mix. download the whole thing! its free! my present to you. ahhhhhhhh

prince's soulful christmas


thanks for the sweater mom!

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