Friday, April 25, 2008


went out last night for a little people watching at the d-list magazine anniversary party. it was everything i expected. a nice mix of douche bags and coach bags.

mission: laugh at posers and cool guys
mission status: acomplished

this sweet ride was parked out front. how did this guy bedazzle his whole car?

we were telling this "guy" how awesome he was, but i think he could tell we were joking because he started getting pissed.

beautiful "eyes," blue steel, and stink eye


some of the classy "ladies."
new trend alert: if you cant see panties, your dress is too long

update: the plastic blonde asian on the left gave my friend a buisness card with her myspace on it!!!!!!! thats pretty bad

this dizzying girl thought she needed to take 37 pictures with me? she said i looked like kimmy gibbler from full house. isnt that a girl? wtf lady?


Theresa Maduzia said...

OMG - I can't believe I passed up going to this event!! PRICELESS.

Prince of Ballard said...

yeah. you blew it.

tanja m said...

She had her myspace on her 'business card' classic! Kimmy Gibbler? NO WAY - you are 100% Danny Tanner baby xoxo